Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar.

Daniel Woodrell
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Better to be strong than pretty and useless. - Lilith Saintcrow

  2. What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside? - Jess C. Scott

  3. You don't need to put on make-up to make you look pretty. All you need to do is put on a smile and that will make you pretty in anyone's book. - Anthony T. Hincks

  4. When she's sweet. When she's petite. When she's pretty. She's my color pink! - Anthony T. Hincks

  5. To utter a word? no that will only heavy the air you breath, for your eyes speak more then your pretty mouth - William Brade

More Quotes By Daniel Woodrell
  1. The Dolly's around here can't be seen to coddle a snitch's family --- that's the always been our way. We're old blood, us people, and our ways was set firm long before hot shot baby Jesus ever even burped milk'n sh*& yellow.

  2. Nobody cares for getting belittled by a person you’ve had sex with. A person you’ve licked all over. Nobody wants to sit there and get run down too far by somebody who gives them a hard-on.

  3. You wake up in this here world, my sweet li'l mister, you got to wake up tough. You go out that front door tough of a mornin' and you stay tough 'til lights out–have you learned that?

  4. Sammy, wouldn’t you like to add up to something? In the future? Amount to something?”“ Naw. I just figure to roll on, stackin’ days, you know, till the day I fuck up big enough the future gets canceled. Or else all planned out for me,...

  5. I had been born shoved to the margins of the world, sure, but I had volunteered for the pits.

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